fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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(via thebeautyinfate)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via herlastwinter)

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via dollydoctor)

tinyhouseplant:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

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(via somethingaboutblogging)

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

(via cassiehawkins)

liberaterock:

Dude mike tyson was just fucking leagues above anyone else

liberaterock:

Dude mike tyson was just fucking leagues above anyone else

(via herlastwinter)

(Source: bewareofmpreg, via foreverprocrastinate)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via herlastwinter)

(Source: caturday, via herlastwinter)